It depends on the time/money you can spend doing it but here is a decent one in my experience : get your water to boil add the pasta(keep track of time for your pastas just in case). Now put some bacon bits (cut it in smal piecies if necessary) inside a pan (you can put some oil or butter but usually the bacon is fat enough) let the bacon roast until slightly browned (should take 3/5minutes on a medium heat) then add some custaard lower the heat and add the pasta, you can serve.
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It depends on the time/money you can spend doing it but here is a decent one in my experience : get your water to boil add the pasta(keep track of time for your pastas just in case). Now put some bacon bits (cut it in smal piecies if necessary) inside a pan (you can put some oil or butter but usually the bacon is fat enough) let the bacon roast until slightly browned (should take 3/5minutes on a medium heat) then add some custaard lower the heat and add the pasta, you can serve.